Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Christmas Jokes

Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel).

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can Ho Ho Ho.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why does Santa like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it “soots” him!

Q: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night

Q: Why did the dog hang up his stocking at Christmas?
A: He was waiting for Santa Paws.

Q: Why is it cold on Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr!

Christmas Jokes Printable Book

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